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Feb. 15th, 2005 @ 09:58 pm Be my valentine, I dare you...
Well god damn was I wrong about Data Structures. These later classes are something akin to the Masai teenage warrior circumcision ritual, and only SLIGHTLY easier on your dick...

Turns out, just the first class was meant to lure the defenseless little students into a soothing false sense of security, only one lecture on the not so small topic of Trees and the binary searching thereof. Today we had to implement, again from scratch, a graph data structure, which for those of you from West Virginia, is a way of managing data by allowing each particular piece of data to be related to any amount of other data within the graph, which allows for different methods of searching/displaying etc.

On a lighter note, those damn roofers are gone, which means I can rest assured I won't be woken up by "Suava Mente! Suava Mente!" blaring just outside my window, for a very long time.

So I finally had some non-school affiliated visitors to "The Pain Keep"...er, my apartment in the first time in about 3 months, which officially takes me off the "Dangerously subversive anti-social persons watch list." Thanks Lacey and Tanner for sparing me from being imprisoned by my government without a trial and without access to legal council by using a loophole on the Patriot Act by detaining me as an "Enemy Combatant."

Again, for those from West Virginia, the above statement regarding (As so eloquently put, because I can't make this shit up anymore) "Dat law Bush made so we can torture Iraqis," can alternatively be read as: "Bush has the IQ of lawn chair and everyone knows it (except him of course, thats one of the things he doesn't know)." Also, another fun fact from the people at Comedy Central (Hail Jon Stewart) President Bush routinely salutes men in uniform, even though due to his position as the President, he is not required to salute anyone. Again, one of the things Bush doesn't know.

So in closing, in the spirit the holiday, and also taking into account the status quo of the above rant:

Be my valentine, I dare you...
Steve
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Feb. 1st, 2005 @ 06:56 pm 4ll y0ur b4s3 R b3l0ng t0 "Data Structures"
I had my first day of Data Structures today, basically the class where you learn how to organize 0982374095827345 pieces of information into one easy-to-use program. Labs could be harder though, we had one lab assignment today, which was to recreate a Vector class from scratch. A Vector is like an Array (for those of you who know what the hell I'm talking about) but it can be resized at anytime, and items can be added to the back and the front of the array, all of which has to be contiguous in memory. That took about 30 minutes.

After that grueling 30 minutes that surely had a hand in funneling money to terrorists in Iraq (which HAS to be true, at least according Bush), we got our second project, which was due in 3 days, so I was thinking it had be something pretty hard. Charade I was, charade I was indeed.

Turns out, we just had to make a mockup of the old 'Simon' game. Where 4 colored areas flashed on the screen (or handheld thingy) in a sequence, and the player has to repeat that sequence, and each time the sequence gets longer. Using my 'Sup4h l337' DynamicArray class, that was done in roughly the same amount of time, which lead to me sitting around for 3 and a half hours with nothing to do.

Sorry I don't have any funny stories to post, (Although I doubt anyone else thinks my stupid little blog is funny anyway) except for the roofers.

The roofers, which have been here since around the beginning of October, since the hurricanes. There doin' a really badass job too, since they're still fucking here. There's only around 6 buildings in my complex, maybe 7, and these fuckers have been here for 4 months. It could be explained why Manuel Ruiz Mendoza and the other 40 of his Cuban revolutionaries are still here because they simply refuse to work, or at least thats how it seems. They come around every day (and on saturdays) at around 8:30, unload all of their stuff, and turn on their air compressor, which makes an omgwtfbbq amount of noise for the next 45 minutes, while it stores up enough air to let them "work" throughout the day without another recharge.

So they actually get up on the roof at around 9:30 after they're all good and ready. For about the next half hour they are nailguns going off every .034 seconds, which makes me think they're just having a nailgun fight and shooting shit at each other.

After all the 'nail-gunnery' falls silent, something happens which fucking astounds me, one of them turns on the trucks tape deck (or whatever) to as loud as it goes, and plays spanish dance music for the next 45 minutes (and NOT the good kind, a few of you know what I mean). Their schedule must be really fucking tight:

9:30 - 10:45
Have a hella good time by shooting nails at shit. (Bonus points for leaving a pock marked, 50% shingled roof)

10:45 - Noon
Play bad one chord, crappy beat spanish music to further piss off people

Noon - 2pm
Lunch...

2:00 - 4:00
Boss is gonna come at 5 for daily inspection, better get some actual work done.

4:00 - 5:00
"Me and Paco were really hungry, so we just went to Wendy's for some burgers, y'know?"

5PM
Clock out and go home, another hard days work doing all you can to piss the hell out of people simply renting an apartment for a year and a half to try and better themselves.

Addendum: For those of you who do want to know what I meant by GOOD Spanish music, check out an album titled "Buleria" by this one fabulously sexy Latino singer by the name of David Bisbal. (It's so good, I'm listening to it right now.)
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Jan. 27th, 2005 @ 10:21 pm WoW will do that to ya...
Yeah, so I haven't updated this page in about....oh...a month I guess.

So I passed Programing II and Physics, so next week its movin' right along to Data Structures and Ethics & Psychology. The reason why I haven't gotten around to updating is mostly school, and World of Warcraft (I'm a level 34 Rogue now!). Too bad the Orlando/Winter Park night life is around, even though I never get around to "go out on friday night." Life if pretty routine now, except my sleep schedule is going to get violated eight ways from sunday come next week, when I have to wake up for 9am class every day. For the past month its been 5pm to 1am class every day so at least I get to sleep in.

And for all those other people out there back from NWC who think they have it tough, try going for eight hour school days, 5 days a week. So there.

Sweetness and Light
Steve
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Dec. 21st, 2004 @ 09:37 pm Just in time for Christmas
Damn, I haven't updated this in about 6 months, but then again I haven't had much to bitch about in the last 6 months. I've been at school which has been taking up most of life. For those of you who don't know, I go to Full Sail for a Bachelor's of Science in Game Design and Development. One of the better perks of the school is that's its in Florida. Between 40 hours a week in class and lots of World of Warcraft recently, I sorta forgot about my obscure blog page that a VERY few people ever see. (That I know of anyway)

Oh well, maybe I'll get some cool schwag for Christmas...


People who read this blog are better than people that don't,

Prrcyval
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Jul. 25th, 2004 @ 08:33 pm int armyofdumbasses; armyofdumbasses++
So thats why there are so many Bush supporters...

Some septuagenarian (Read as: A really old guy) asked me who I voting for next election after buying his ticket to see Fahrenheit 9/11. I said I was voting for Kerry, which then prompted him to accuse me of being "liberally blind." Such an attack forced me to retaliate, the only way I know how, by ruining his shit. I asked him how he could vote for a man who, besides not being able to string 8 words together that have more than 1 syllable, dodges all the questions about any event which he may or may not have caused, refusing to testify in front of even one of the many 9/11 investigation commissions, blacking out nearly 30 pages of reports sent to those same commissions, and using borderline imperialism to achieve control of an oil-rich nation.

He paused for a moment.

His response was a statement that had to have lowered my IQ by about 45 points. He said he used to be a democrat until he read that Linden Johnson once picked up a dog by his ears. He said that is what caused him to switch sides. While I don't encourage picking up anything by it's ears, voting for a man that is only just qualified to mop up puke at a school, or bag groceries simply because of what one man did to a dog dozens of years made you feel bad for that single dog.

Oh sorry, I forgot that Bush kindly loves his dogs, nevermind the fact that he asks congress for billions of dollars in taxpayer money to throw at Iraq, killing dozens of sons and daughters, all the while awarding oil contracts to Halliburton, just to get him and a few buddies that much richer. Oops. But all of that is OK because Bush loves his dogs.

Whew, that was fun.

For Review: A man loving his dogs does NOT make up for all-around, deep-rooted incompetence.
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Jul. 19th, 2004 @ 06:00 pm And one your robots builds a better chair, twice as fast....
In a nutshell, go see i,Robot. Not that Will Smith needs me plugging his movie on some obscure "personal publishing" page.

Now that I found my old notebook, I can show everyone (Read as: The 4 people who read this blog) the equation that proves 2=1. Here goes...

Given: a = b Note: The 2's after any variable are squares, I.E. a2 is a(squared)

a2 = ab : Multiply both sides by a
a2 - b2 = ab-b2 : Subtract both sides by b2
(a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b) : Factor both sides

(a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b)
----------- -------- : Divide both sides by (a - b)
(a - b) (a - b)

a + b = b : Cancel out dividends
b + b = b : Tranisitive/Substitute a for b
2b = b : Combine like terms

2 = 1 : Divide both sides by b

So there you have it, leave a comment or IM me or whatever when you find the real answer. (Hint: It's really not that tough)
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Jul. 18th, 2004 @ 11:36 pm Stolen from kung_f00 ;-)
1.)Copy and paste this into your journal:
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2.) (Eliminate the asterisks)
3.)See what color you are.

prrcyval

Cynical rants for later...

J.D. Power and Associates
More stuff about the movie theater (obviously)
The "Educated"
"Rich" people who send their kids to public schools
Stupid labels for stupid people
Usage of the word suck
Clothing
That equation that proves 2=1
Technology attracting stupid people
FOX's choices of cable programming and its correlation with America being made more of a laughing stock to the rest of the world.

I think thats all that comes to mind right now...
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Jul. 18th, 2004 @ 08:30 pm "That caused me serious psychological harm!"
I stand before you, anyone who might read this, knee deep, in the bullshit...

Today I was written up at work for not saying "Your welcome" to a customer. Being written up is one of those things that if you get three of, supposedly you get fired. Maybe I "failed to be courteous to the customer as is company policy" to the wrong customer, either her upbringing was painfully strict, where if she didn't say "Your welcome" in her home, she would hung upside down over a sulfurous fire for three hours. Or maybe, she was recently released from rehab after dealing with an inferiority complex. maybe her trauma was so bad that someone not saying "Your welcome" is cause for her illness to relapse which then causes her to kill herself.

However, if not saying "Your welcome" to a customer is grounds for getting written up, then the entire employee body would have been fired by now. But of course there are degrees of "discretion" as my manager calls it. I finally understand what she means by it. By using "discretion", my manager can leave the theater on company time to get her car washed and vacuumed and go to the gas station and pick up some snacks. When she finally gets back, after leaving all the employees (Some of which have only been working there a week or two) to fend for themselves against anything that could arise. She again uses "Discretion" and goes to sleep in the back office for two hours.

Managers piss me off.

The official definition of "Manager" according to the company that owns the theater is: "The coordinator of employee activities." Which basically means, "That person who gets paid more than you do, that tells you what to do while standing around looking important, while doing no REAL work themselves, then filling out inane paperwork about it at the end of the night."

The next time you see an inept manager of a trashy, rundown establishment, tell them that their degree in business management from the nearest community or state college won't mean shit, and they'll be stuck making $12 an hour at this same place for the rest of their lives.

Nah, I'm not bitter or anything...
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Jul. 17th, 2004 @ 09:09 pm Like a dull knife...
I should probably call this my boredjournal, because if I had anything else better to do, I would be doing just that. Perusing some other blogs, I see that a few people are just as bored if not "bored-er" than I am, mostly because they post new entries about every other pico-second (For those of you who don't know, the 'pico' prefix means "times 10 to the -12", thus they are about 10000000000000 billion pico seconds in your standard second).

A feat of this kind would be nigh impossible for one such as I, mostly because of my drudgery of a job at my local movie theater. Yes, I do get to see movies for free, that is the only topic ever presented to me by anyone back at school who was "cooler" than I was. After asking the first, invariably, as if it were a law of physics, the next thing out of their mouth is, "Can you get me in for free too?" Since those are the only words spoken to me by the person, my answer is most often a resounding "No." Proving that just because you get out of 8th period early to run laps or play a game of catch, followed up by a "NOT GAY!" group shower, and the fact that your parents bought you your third car after crashing one and "losing my last car in a street race", you can't seem to get in with people "below" you.

Speaking of my job, I mostly work the box office (read as: taking your money and handing you a piece of printer paper). Even though box office is by far the easiest job at the place, people still piss me off, way too often more than I though normal people ever could. I suppose every person whose ever worked a cash register has fell victim to this nuisance

"I'm a fucking millionaire and now you know it too." customer.

Any show that starts before 6 pm is considered a matinee, so the cost for a ticket is $4.75. Customers like these will do their damndest to make your life just a little bit worse than it was before he decided to try to make his penis seem a tad bit bigger when he slaps down (at best) a $20 for his 4.75 ticket.

Bastard.

His penis grows (or at least he likes to think so) a proportionately larger depending on the size of bill he throws down. Nothing takes the cake like this inflammatory anecdote: One wednesday afternoon, at around 2:30, the governor himself (Back when he WAS governor) John Rowland saunters into the lobby, by himself. It must've been his day off, as he wasn't dressed to be at the capital building. Sure enough, he asks for one ticket, and pays with a $100 bill. Even though I had only gotten there at 11 am, I was still having a pretty crappy day thus far, so I messed with our state's governor "just a tad." I pulled the modem wire out of the printer so it wouldn't print a ticket. After about 15 or 20 minutes of feigning an attempt to get it to work, Rowland got rather frustrated, said something under his breath, then said "Look I'll give you the money, you change it, and I'll just go." He seemed like he was in a hurry, maybe he really wanted to see the movie (I can't remember what it was) or maybe he was trying to hide from state investigators even back then.

That was fun. There you have it, the first edition of "Tales from a Third Rate Movie Theater" ....hmmm...that sounded a whole lot better in my head. Oh well.
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